Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large Custom designs may take longer

Custom designs may take longer than 10 days

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Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large Custom designs may take longerThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made